How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
