It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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