i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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