We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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