I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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