I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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