I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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