NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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