Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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