How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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