People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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