you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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