After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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