Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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