I'm really into asian looking animals
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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