your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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