I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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