i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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