We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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