She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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its like you know when i get waxed
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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