Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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