Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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