So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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