So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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