Can Purell be used as lube?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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