I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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