yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she looked like the before picture.
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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