On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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