Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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