He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
