this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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