I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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