you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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