all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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