porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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