remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
