there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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