WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there