well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just blew my weed a kiss
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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