just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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