but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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