I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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