It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
you never un-have a 4some
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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