we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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