So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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