just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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