I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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