It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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