Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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