I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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