I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Dicks are not precious.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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