I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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