I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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